Top 10 replies by programmers when their programs don't work:

1. "I can't test everything!"

2. "That's weird."

3. "It works, but it's not been tested."

4. "Somebody must have changed my code."

5. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"

6. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?"

7. "You can't use that version on your system."

8. "Why do you want to do it that way?"

9. "It's never done that before."
10. "I thought I fixed that."